This Time It's Sink Or Swim

This Time It’s Sink Or Swim turned 3 today!

I think I have been on here too long D:

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wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

witch-breed:

lolzitlee:

Oh Wales.

it looks like someone hit their head against the keyboard several times before pressing enter, while naming this town.

the four L’s in a row just seems unnecessary

The four L’s are completely necessary

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sweetyhigh:

This is what happens when you fill a tub with packing peanuts… and ferrets.

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backyardskills:

crawling my way to the end of this semester

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thefrogman:

A comic about my sleeping process by Shadia Amin [tumblr | twitter]

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